Fashion, revisited

Well, it seems that Kevin has become the fashion guru. While sitting in the parking lot at Jiffy Lube today, he commented on the appearance of an innocent-passerby. His comments began with the phrase, "Well, that girl is an interesting specimen," and went on to include everything wrong with her appearance. Redheads wearing all black? Not cool. Sandals with pants? Apparently a fashion faux pas.

After he was done with his commentary, I said something to the effect of, "Who died and made you the fashion god?"

To which he replied, "Honey, if I were the fashion guru, this world would be a much different place."

Exactly, honey. Exactly.